Tuesday, August 08, 2006

jane camaroni

Well, the Birthday Train keeps a-rollin' along. Today is the big 3-0 birthday for everyone's bass-playing new father, Ben! Hopefully, Simon got Ben something good for his birthday this year, that little moocher.

In honor of Ben's thirtieth birthday, here are 30 ridiculous prog-rock band names of actual bands courtesy of the Gibraltar Encyclopedia of Progressive Rock:

- Airbridge
- Bach Two Bach
- Captain Beyond
- deathORGAN
- Exqueixada Sniff
- Flasket Brinner
- Flied Egg
- Gongzilla
- Hieronymus Bosch
- Igginbottom's Wrench
- Jade Warrior
- Jam Camp
- Kalacakra
- Kraldjursanstalten
- Lord of Mushrooms
- Moving Gelatine Plates
- Nocturno Concertante
- 101 Crustaceans
- Public Foot The Roman
- Qoph
- Raccomandata Ricevuta Ritorno
- Sperrmull
- Supersempfft
- Triangulus
- Universal Totem Orchestra
- Vampires Sound Corporation
- Waterfront Weirdos
- Xhol
- Young Scientist
- Zamla Mammaz Manna

Oh, and about the title of this post: "Jane Camaroni" is the retahded misunderstood lyric that I - at the age of 14 - thought Steven Tyler of Aerosmith kept singing on their MTV unplugged show during the song "Train Kept A-Rollin'." It didn't seem out of character for them to have a song whose lyrics went "Jane Camaroni - ALL NIGHT LONG!" What the eff did I know? Apaprently, not much.


EmoRiot said...

Dude, I'm the world's biggest Kraldjursanstalten fan!!!!!

Kraldjursanstalten RULZ!!!

Come on! Let's all chant it so they do an encore!!!!


phobucket said...

Wow. I've been gone for a long time. HPB2U2. Re: Jane Camaroni....now there is only one DJ....Stan Digalone