Someone told me a joke the other day that I thought was funny.
"What's that movie about the two gay guys on the mountain?"
Everyone around starts to say "Brokeback Mountain."
"No, no. The other one ... [dramatic pause] Oh, that's right. 'Lord of the Rings.'"
Heh heh heh. "I can't quit you, Mr. Frodo." That might have made those long-ass movies a little more interesting.

I hate those movies. My bladder hates those movies. I don't get why everyone loves them so much.
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