Thursday, January 18, 2007

the game that's sweeping the nation!

I realized something today. I realized that I'm a shallow and judgemental asshole. No, don't try to defend me. It's true.

How did I figure this out? Well, you see, there's this guy that I see relatively frequently around and about during the course of my days. He's kind of a dumpy guy and he always wears t-shirts that are tucked into his pants. His t-shirts always say inspirational things like "Make It Happen" or "Dream. Believe. Achieve." Anyway, I've seen this guy around and everytime I see one of his inspirational t-shirts tucked into his pants, I find myself trying to figure out if he's 1.) a hopeless nerd with no fashion sense, or 2.) retarded. But you know what? He's neither! Turns out, he's simply foreign. Option 3. And this is where I realized that I was a judgemental asshole. I found myself trying to figure what was wrong with this guy that gave him such a lousy taste in t-shirts - completely aware of the fact that whichever answer it would be, I'd inevitably just think "Oooohhh ... that explains it."

What is that? Am I really that freakin' shallow and stupid? Maybe we all are. Here's a game. See how you do. The the rules are simple: I'm going to show you three pictures. All you have to do is tell me which of these pictures shows

- a group of retarded people,
- a group of nerds, or
- a group of foreigners

Leave your answers in the comments and I'll give you the answers tomorrow.





rooni said...

Apparently you've created a very un-PC game that people are afraid to play...

Bug said...

Apparently so. And one with 10 unwitting participants who would probably all beat me up if they ever knew they were in it.

Bug said...

wait ... 8. I can't count.

EmoRiot said...

I'll play!

A. Nerds
B. Retards
C. Foreigners

Your game was easy!

Bug said...

Ding! Ding! Ding! we have a winner.