Yep. Today is Ry's birthday. He's a grand old 28. Thankfully for Ry, he's not spending his birthday today grounded like he did over so many birthdays in the past. How do I know? I can't seem to get a hold of him.
So, Ry, if you're reading this: happy birthday and give me a call. I can't seem to track you down today.
Anyways, that's it. Happy Birthday, Ry. You smell like a monkey and you look like one too.