The Ballad of Turdhall.
Once upon a time, my friend Ceymick decides to create a blog. I decide to post on it and - lo and behold - I find out I have to register with blogspot to do so.
So, forced to come up with a name for my blog, I apparently decide to go with "turdhall." What the hell is turd hall?! What was I thinking?
This makes no sense.