rap logic

So I'm listening to Young MC's "Bust A Move" this morning on my way to work - like you do - when it starts to nag a me...

If your best friend Harry has his own brother (Larry), why are you going to be the best man at Larry's wedding? Doesn't he have any friends of his own? Why wouldn't his brother be his best man? If there's bad blood between the two brothers, what are you doing getting between the two brothers? Harry's your best friend. Wouldn't you side with him?

I should have asked Young MC when I randomly met him one day in LA.

Or, you know, maybe it's best that I didn't...